@weinerdog4life: As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit
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@therepoguy: Pretty sure my refrigerator is having sex with itself from all the noises its making.
@Jeffwni: [job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?
@Tommytoughstuff: *pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty.