@dadofbieber: Studies suggests, 9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men.

@craigrachel: I don't drink water anymore, not after what it did to the Grand Canyon

@954LeenO: Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.

@gianni_bcn: [Spelling Bee] Your word is inception "Can you use it in a sentence?" [Spelling Bee] Your word is inception

@knot_eye: [sees woman reading] "Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."