@JimGaffigan: As long as McDonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise.
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@U_Want_Shum_M8: My 5 year old brother said "when I'm older I won't have a GF, I'll live on my own like my big brother" YEAH CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A CHOICE
@kimmie_1980: Level of singleness: yelling, "pizza's here!" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me...
@SketchesbyBoze: the three stages of a woman's life: - the chosen one - the mother - solving crimes in the village