@timdonakowski: As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too.
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@tuckerflodman: Dessert police! Open up! *breaks down door* Freeze! Cake it easy man, I'm Pudding you in Custardy! "Ugh, well isn't this just Flantastic."
@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
@vikkaroni: Just once I'd like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do... Without being dragged out being told, "Ma'am, you're not the bride..."
@Playing_Dad: I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment