@timdonakowski: As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too.
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@gorrdano: When the nun comes around to collect the offerings, I shell out a handful of change and a cucumber then give her a wink and a thumbs up.
@ch000ch: got bored and went to Home Depot wearing an orange apron to see how good i am at making up answers to peoples home repair questions
@FierceMess: Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational.
@baycontaco: Smartphones don't prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree.