@Thedudish: As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her "Need a bigger size?" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk.
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@tastefactory: People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine.
@MichaelAlliman: Cat 1: Are the humans asleep? Cat 2: It appears so. Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people.
@PersianCeltic: Do you smoke? Smokers: "Yes." Non-Smokers: "Never have, never will." Stoners: "Smoke what?"
@IvoryGazelle: CAVEMAN: I got a Masters in History CAVEMAN 2: Nice! How long did that take? CAVEMAN: Nearly half an hour