@CYComedy: As soon as I walk in, I can feel every woman at the gym dressing me with their eyes.
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@glo_stevens: Mama said there'd be days like this, and also "knock you out" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk.
@Coastiefish: My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it "No air conditioning".
@SaddleLawman: Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees.
@Neauxpe: A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes.