@DontTouchMyWine: As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable.
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@ShesARealGenius: Hollywood led me to believe I would have to do way more heat/AC duct crawling than I've had to do.
@Tmoney68: "Stomach...Lungs...Kidneys....Heart." - Me, at my organ recital. (Not even slightly sorry)
@fro_vo: Nature Fact: baby bears are born with fur because a mother bear can't bear to bear a bare bear
@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.