@Cheeseboy22: Asked my 1st grade students the riddle: What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive? (A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."
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@crunchenhancer: She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about....
@TheToddWilliams: [Jedi Training] TRAINER: Any questions? STUDENT: Can the Force be with me? TRAINER: I don't know...CAN it? STUDENT: Oh right...May the Force
@WildeThingy: "I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die." - Dolphin bucket list.