@_thatigirl: Asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn't the right answer.
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@DanMentos: *gets home from game* "whoa what happened to your eye" I was on the Kiss Cam "oh she wasn't into it?" with the t-shirt cannon guy's daughter
@daemonic3: Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads