@_thatigirl: Asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn't the right answer.
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@AnOrangeSNES: [Restaurant] Waiter: Compliments of the chef. *He opens silver platter and post-it notes with the words 'You're beautiful' pour out*
@PaigeKellerman: 90% of being a parent is shouting, "Remember to flush the toilet." The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone.
@lovemydogduck: Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup
@Tylerosis: I say I want a gf but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Do you just kiss her and leave her alone in a corner? How often does it eat?