@jwoodham: Asking someone out is so unpredictable. You never know exactly how they're going to say no.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: "You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it
@carlyken: My work day has been like the movie Sound of Music. But with less singing. And more Nazis.