@jwoodham: Asking someone out is so unpredictable. You never know exactly how they're going to say no.
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@fro_vo: Waiter: how were your steak and eggs Me: just okay Waiter: oh no Me: you could say they were Waiter: please no Me: *sips mimosa* meaty yoker
@LostFelicia: Someone's overfeeding that damn cat. I mean.. there's something like Stonehenge in her litter box.
@UnFitz: I give everyone nicknames because using real names is for people who can remember people's names.