@jwoodham: Asking someone out is so unpredictable. You never know exactly how they're going to say no.
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@Brianhopecomedy: Looks like my wife snuck a love note into my pocket which is pretty cute, although I don't know what "DNR" means.
@maisonwithapen: Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority
@Chumpstring: I let people know that I'm no weirdo. I say "I'm no weirdo!" From that point forward, it's just a matter of keeping my mouth off their pets.
@Donna_McCoy: Growing up, my weather app was a window. Now I need two forecasts and a radar map just to decide how I should do my hair.