@Sickayduh: At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit.
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@wolfpupy: first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time
@DBMaxP: It's a good thing I'm off for a vacation soon. It took me 15 minutes of her talking about her Volvo before I realized she meant her car
@DaddyJew: If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?
@glittergirlD43: Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?