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@iAmDelFreaky: ~ At a bar last night ~

Her: I don't want to be alone tonight
Me: Well, I can take care of that
*takes her home*
Me: Pick any cat you want

~ At a bar last night ~

Her: I don’t want to be alone tonight
Me: Well, I can take care of that
*takes her home*
Me: Pick any cat you want

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