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@novicefather: [at church]
"I'm here for the blood."
@Shellsterca: *Buys bat for home security
*it flies away
Being dumb is hard.
@LinajkReturns: You have beautiful eyes.
Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic.
@thenatewolf: Capitalization can really change a sentence.
I love to eat candy.
I love to eat capitalization.
@KKAlThani: I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini.
@SkinnerSteven: Venus and Serena are famous for being Tennis-y Williams