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@Playing_Dad: [At crime scene]
Detective: You need to take this seriously
Me: I am
*picks up leg bone*
Me: I found this humerus. Lol.
D: You're fired.

[At crime scene] 
Detective: You need to take this seriously 
Me: I am 
*picks up leg bone*
Me: I found this humerus. Lol.
D: You’re fired.

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