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@Playing_Dad: [At dinner]
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it's 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*

[At dinner] 
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? 
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it’s 10% balls? 
Me: *spits out food*

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