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@squirrel74wkgn: [at dinner]

Wife: This is terrible.
Me: Horrible.

Waiter: Hey folks, how's your food?

(simultaneously)

Wife: Amazing! Me: Fantastic!

[at dinner]

Wife: This is terrible.
Me: Horrible.

Waiter: Hey folks, how’s your food?

(simultaneously)

Wife: Amazing!     Me: Fantastic!

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