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@KeetPotato: [at fancy-dress party shouting over all the barking]
"YOU NEED TO LEAVE"
me dressed as a giant vacuum cleaner: "I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD 6 DOGS"

[at fancy-dress party shouting over all the barking]
“YOU NEED TO LEAVE”
me dressed as a giant vacuum cleaner: “I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD 6 DOGS”

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