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@BoozeWallet: [at gym]

me: [wiping down equipment after finishing with it]

cute girl: you don't have to do that with the vending machine. are you crying

[at gym]

me: [wiping down equipment after finishing with it]

cute girl: you don’t have to do that with the vending machine. are you crying

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