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@truegritrumble: (At Kentucky Derby)
ME: I'd like to enter my horse for the race.
EMPLOYEE: Sir, that's a cheetah.
ME: *slyly passes him a burrito* Or is it?

(At Kentucky Derby)
ME: I’d like to enter my horse for the race.
EMPLOYEE: Sir, that’s a cheetah.
ME: *slyly passes him a burrito* Or is it?

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