@kevinrowe1: At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date.
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@form52: I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round
@1Happytwit: A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume.
@UniqueDude2: my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met