@RideSallyRide69: At my age getting lucky means having the house to myself
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@graceful_asfuck: Family: come play dodgeball Me: nah Fam: oh come on Me: no thanks Fam: JUST PLAY Me: *nails 6 year old in the face*
@P1ssed_K1d: You know what a cubicle basically says? It says 'We don't think you're smart enough for an office,but we don't want you to look at anybody.'
@jumpdashark: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly." ~ me talking shit to my peanut butter sandwich.