@RideSallyRide69: At my age getting lucky means having the house to myself
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@LMHPhotog: Next time you’re swallowed by a whale, stand up through the blowhole like it’s a sunroof on a limo. Throw your arms up. Have some fun!
@ahamedweinberg: Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math.
@lucidchemistry: Go to an open house and ask the realtor if they'll stand in the basement with the door closed so you can hear if screams are audible outside