@Moldy_Jellybean: At my funeral I want a magician to saw my coffin in half or I'm not going.
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@turtledumplin: We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you.
@OctopusCavemann: I watched Netflix for the first time and let me tell you, I’ve seen Stranger Things.
@huntigula: ME: [deep in thought] it's just so scary, u know? HER: what is, life? ME: [imagining an octopus holding 8 samurai swords] yes. Life.