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@AHundredElbows: [at pet store]

"This tortoise's shell keeps going soft. Am I doing something wrong?"

"No, it happens. It's just a reptile dysfunction."

[at pet store]

“This tortoise’s shell keeps going soft. Am I doing something wrong?”

“No, it happens. It’s just a reptile dysfunction.”

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