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@foodfacenow: *At restaurant trying to impress date*
Me: How are these prepared?
Waiter: The dinosaur chicken nuggets? In a microwave.
Me: Excellent.

*At restaurant trying to impress date* 
Me: How are these prepared?
Waiter: The dinosaur chicken nuggets? In a microwave. 
Me: Excellent.

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