@Tmoney68: At some point, a guy looked at an onion that was clearly purple & called it red. AND WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE LETTING IT HAPPEN.
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@david8hughes: [overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that
@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.