@simoncholland: At some point all those Legos I've kicked down the vent instead of picking up over the years are going to be a major problem.
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@hello_saylor: Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body.
@Darlainky: -That toaster oven looks worn out. Why are you still using it? -Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
@MeanGein: Algebra is like sex. I didn't really get it in high school, and I definitely don't get it now.