@clarkekant: At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard.
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@CherBear162: I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! "Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?" Anxiety.
@niks27_shah: I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said "WHERE ?"
@scorpicpanda: Me: "OMG, my abs are so sore!" 12: (sarcastically) "What abs?" Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."