@clarkekant: At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard.
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@internetluke: [last supper] Jesus (to Judas): so your facebook status said you were anxious? Anything u wanted to say Judas (sweating): no not really
@LoveNLunchmeat: him: [has seen Jaws, is smart, knows what to do when he hears the Jaws theme music] me: [has never seen Jaws, is dead now]
@J_Illunninati: I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor.