@clarkekant: At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard.
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@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days
@flashember: The microwave was invented in 1946 when an enraged toddler demanded his food be locked in a revolving prison and destroyed by lasers.
@jtswhipped: Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Weather channel: It's going to get up into the mid-30's this afternoon but it'll still feel like it's in the teens. Me: Literally me.