@clarkekant: At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard.
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@ashleyaustrew: I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you.