@clarkekant: At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard.
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@Sickayduh: "Oooh look! Is that a comet?" - Well, actually the airport is real close by "Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"
@PoliUncorrect: *Crime Scene Cop: (cuffs the dog) Detective: what the hell are you doing? Cop: Sir, I think we're dealing with a shapeshifter
@kumailn: When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.