@markleggett: At some point, male "pick-up artists" are just going to start chasing women around like Benny Hill.
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@badbanana: The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second.
@WheelTod: [Date] Him: I don't trust myself around you Her(flirtatiously): Oh, stop Him: I bought an iPad on your credit card when you went to bathroom
@dshack8: At this point in my life if I drop something and can't pick it up with my foot or via one of my kids, it's staying on the floor.
@GensPlace: Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains..