@markleggett: At some point, male "pick-up artists" are just going to start chasing women around like Benny Hill.
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@briancthayer: *buys 8 first class tickets, fills all of them with infants and toddlers* Me, from way back in coach: *cups hands* SUCK IT RICH PEOPLE
@SamuelHLowe: - Do you take a shower after having sex? - Yes, of course. - Well, how about getting laid a little more often.
@JediGigi: Me: Nice biker jacket. You ride? Him: No Me: So you're a liar? Him: Me: Him: Nice yoga pants Me: That jacket looks so awesome on you!
@towelforacape: I say 'tomato', you say 'put your hands where I can see them and exit the vehicle slowly' .