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@sixfootcandy: [at the airport]
Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma'am?
Me: Sure. What can I get you?

[at the airport]
Customs: Do you have any drugs in your bag, Ma’am?
Me: Sure. What can I get you?

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