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@david8hughes: [at the gun store]
Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo
Clerk: that'll be $250
Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no

[at the gun store]
Me: I’ll take that gun & a box of ammo
Clerk: that’ll be $250
Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no

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