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@BaileyXPaige: [at the gym]

Trainer: "Why don't you tell me what your workout goals are."

Me: "Goals? I'm just here so I don't eat for an hour."

[at the gym]

Trainer: “Why don’t you tell me what your workout goals are.”

Me: “Goals? I’m just here so I don’t eat for an hour.”

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