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@david8hughes: [at the mall]
"I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?"
"Sure, what's his name?"
"Xander."
"See, that's why he ran off."

[at the mall]
“I’ve lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?”
“Sure, what’s his name?”
“Xander.”
“See, that’s why he ran off.”

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