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@Robert_Beau: At the motel:

Front Desk: And here's your key card sir ..

Me: I'd like a wakeup call.

FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open.

At the motel:

Front Desk: And here’s your key card sir ..

Me: I’d like a wakeup call.

FD: You’re 20 lbs. overweight and your fly’s open.

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