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@djdarrellripley: *At The Opera*

Her: Where are you going?

Me: I have to go to the Men's Room.

Her: I have the car keys.

Me: Shit!

*At The Opera*

Her: Where are you going? 

Me: I have to go to the Men’s Room. 

Her: I have the car keys. 

Me: Shit!

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