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@david8hughes: [at the opera]
Me: what's wrong with that guy
Wife: shh!
Me: but he's tiny, he can barely hold that violin
Wife [whispers]: that's a cello

[at the opera]
Me: what’s wrong with that guy
Wife: shh!
Me: but he’s tiny, he can barely hold that violin
Wife [whispers]: that’s a cello

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