@SpankMeIm0ty: At the rate I'm throwing shit out as I pack to move there's a strong possibility not all the kids will make it to the new house
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@louisvirtel: The worst scene in La La Land is when Emma Stone gives Ryan Gosling permission to save jazz because she already solved racism in The Help.
@professorkiosk: Me: Try to make a sandwich while doing a handstand. Genie: That's not really a wish, you know. Me: I said handstandwich!
@KateWouldHaveIt: Me: <throws caution to the wind> Also Me: <panics and gathers up as many pieces of caution as possible before they scatter>