@JasonLight73: At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station
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@dixie_lee_peas: Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at. If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain.
@machiavellino: (i go up to lady pushing baby in stroller and put my foot up on the stroller to address the baby) hey baby... is this woman bothering you
@BrassBallsCJ: How DARE you go the speed limit in a situation like this... ~Me, to anyone with the audacity to be in front of me when I'm running late.