@TheTweetOfGod: Atheists are Popeless romantics.
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@longwall26: That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You really don't know.
@longwall26: haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in
@girlontapas: One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food... Now, I can't find anything to eat in the fridge.