@WonderMonkey78: Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before e except after c" rule of spelling.
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@dorsalstream: [lights 2016 calendar on fire] There. Now you can't hurt anyone any longer. [wind blows calendar onto my coat; I'm engulfed in flames]
@certifiable_end: My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far.
@doublewenis: Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?
@Annoyedworld: I broke my arm when I was a kid, my Dad carried me ten miles to the hospital, he has cancer, so that's why my tattoo is hot nurse. -LA Ink.