@WonderMonkey78: Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before e except after c" rule of spelling.
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@trevso_electric: The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to "watch a movie" is actually watching a movie.
@sad_tree: *paramedic holds me as a I lay dying* ME: Tell my family.. all I ever wanted..was a robot butler PM: With a top hat? ME: Of course you idiot
@Sal_Stevens: Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity