@WonderMonkey78: Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before e except after c" rule of spelling.
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@TheMainlandBlog: Maybe if I do the opposite and let my kids eat off the floor, more food would end up on the table.
@bobbiejo448: I don't want to tell you how to run your company, Hostess, but liquidating just as weed becomes legal seems like a bad business decision.
@Shock_Monster: I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell.
@Wussawilla: Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?