@papasuncle: ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
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@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes A German arriving at Orly airport in Paris. Customs officer: Occupation? German: Nein, just visiting.
@SteveSuckington: [2nd time at girls house] "where's your dog?" Oh he isn't mine. I was dog sitting [makes text alert sound w mouth] "Its work. I gotta go"
@preciousadidas: Biden: So here's the plan, I'll tackle him and you go in for the knockout Obama: Joe please. Biden: too far? Okay what about- Obama