@papasuncle: ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
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@TheSharona06: I had a beautiful pearl of wisdom to tweet but I dropped it on the ground and one of my dogs ate it. I should have it back in 12 hours or so
@michowl: I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’
@Manda_like_wine: My 4yo just came into the living room, crying, "I don't want Santa to see me when I poo."