@primawesome: Attack today with a positive attitude. Absolutely destroy it with good vibes. Murder its family with hope.
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@NotKarma: Found $10 in a pants pocket. It was awkward though because someone was still wearing it.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I wish airlines would stop calling it your "final destination" have they not seen those movies?
@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
@amusedkerching: If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"