@primawesome: Attack today with a positive attitude. Absolutely destroy it with good vibes. Murder its family with hope.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DoucheMcBaggus: When my son gets uppity, I like to remind him that I'm totally nailing his mom.
@ValeeGrrl: Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was "bumpy." Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles.
@darinlovesbacon: Some woman at my office just said Star Trek when we were all talking about Star Wars and now our IT guy is refusing to fix her computer.