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@dshack8: Attention fat vegans:
@BruceForce: Windows 10? Cool!
Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95
@Tups13: The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is.
@JustinGuarini: So did you have a nice,relaxing holiday asked the all people without three kids
@Tom_Vom: It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle.
@ericsshadow: Doctor: How long ago did you injure your shoulder?
Women: 9:45am on Monday at work
Men: Sometime between yesterday and 2002