@Super_Cynthia: [auditions for laundry detergent commercials just so I can splash brightly colored food on myself on purpose]
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@lisaxy424: It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.
@Bob_Heller: I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please
@FrazzleMyGimp: DAD: when your grandpa died we planted that tree so we don’t forget him ME: cool [later] TREE: You still remember grandpa chuck? ME: yeah TREE: cool just checkin