@Mr_goose007: Auto correct tries to change the word "pussies" to "Aussies".... Just saying.
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@ibid78: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" *sighs* "Because I'm a sweater" "BECAUSE YOUR A SWE- hehe yeah that's weird but no. Tail light's out."
@Breadery: I scream. You scream. We all scream. This fancy wine bars toilet gender signs were unclear.
@adamallday: About to finish my second book of the day! And when I say book, I really mean magazine. And when I say magazine, I really mean pizza.