@Mr_goose007: Auto correct tries to change the word "pussies" to "Aussies".... Just saying.
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@martinMmorrow: Am *I* rich? Ha. Well let's just say I told my Uber driver she could order something from Taco Bell too if she wanted.
@bornmiserable: "This race is over," said Donald Trump, referring to the entire human race if he is elected president.
@Black__Elvis: I once had a brush with Death and then a floss and a rinse; no woman wants to get intimate with a dark annihilator of souls with bad teeth.