@Tmoney68: Autocorrect changed "stranger" to "strangler" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that.
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@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
@KattWillFerrell: DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
@lovemyboots111: Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months.