@Tmoney68: Autocorrect changed "stranger" to "strangler" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that.
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@Bearslietoo: Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it "resisting arrest."
@TitansHomer: Him: Can you believe what's going on in Egypt? Me: Yeah...it's crazy...I gotta go. Bye. Me: *googles what's happening in Egypt?*
@heroinsdemise: What many don't know, "Riverdance" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet.