@DebasaurusRex: Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't.
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@MarfSalvador: Lawyer: You're looking at life without parole Client: [Breaks down crying] Lawyer: Hey it's ok I've never had a parole either
@AintNoFamily: I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face.
@IamEnidColeslaw: shoutout to Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations about love, talking animals and my singing voice