@thetigersez: Aww, you "only wish the best for your exes?" That's cool, I lie about things too.
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@rockymomax: FLIGHT ATTENDANT: omg is anyone a doctor? ME: *stands up confidently and turns to flight attendant* you forgot my Diet Coke
@kelkulus: Adding "family" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair.
@GoldenSpirals: Apparently... Border Security does NOT think it's funny when you reply, "I'm hungry" when they ask you if you have anything to declare.