@thetigersez: Aww, you "only wish the best for your exes?" That's cool, I lie about things too.
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@UNTRESOR: If there really was a Purge, and all crime was legal for one night, I'd probably do something super crazy, like loiter.
@daemonic3: They say New Zealand has a sheep population of over 60 million How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?
@_UltimateTwit: Like most parents, my wife and I love to proudly watch our beautiful little daughter whilst she sleeps. Freaks her husband out though.