@HomeProbably: I gave my son an iPhone for Christmas and I haven’t seen him since.
Parenting is easy.
@MomofTeen: Each year, my Dad gives me money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone.
Each year, my Dad says, "I can't wait to see what I got everyone!"
@omgthatspunny: I have an eating disorder; I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.
@POTerritory: *Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme*
Meme: I have a boyfriend.
@Marlebean: Sometimes I look at my children and think "What did I do to deserve this?"
And other times I think "What did I do to deserve this?"
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