@NouRahif: "Axe" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly chloroform them.
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@GuyEndoreKaiser: After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions.
@LuvPug: If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor.
@gerryhatric: A man was arrested on Brighton beach today for throwing pebbles at the sea birds. He was accused of having left no tern unstoned.
@kumailn: When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.