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@hippieswordfish: 'babe, i'm ready' -says my wife, from the bedroom

'be right there' -i say from the bathroom, trying furiously to untangle my yo-yo string

‘babe, i’m ready’ -says my wife, from the bedroom

‘be right there’ -i say from the bathroom, trying furiously to untangle my yo-yo string

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