@bmarked21: Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly.
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@randygdub: trump is putting everyone who works at goldman sachs in the government so that there's no one left to run GS and they go out of business
@Thepinkparka: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting. Until you realize you live alone.
@ThisLocalHater: I hate it when I’m trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World.
@HatfieldAnne: My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment.