@bmarked21: Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly.
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@DaddyJew: Me: in a parallel world I am a huge success Medic: please stop moving your arm so we can get it out of the vending machine
@BlindChow: Your honor, may I approach the bench? "You may." *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*
@AimeeHelene1: *goes in fridge; makes sandwich* *grabs beer* *sits on couch; turns on TV* Him: Ma'am, this is an open house Me: I need the full experience
@Ristolable: A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors.